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Do you love your cat? Well, no self-respecting cat mom or dad would let their baby grow up without a solid grounding in gun safety. |
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Without a doubt, this book is required to complete any bookshelf. |
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The full t**le is quite the mouthful. “Outwitting Squirrels: 101 Cunning Stratagems to Reduce Dramatically the Egregious Misappropriation of Seed from Your Birdfeeder by Squirrels” |
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Have you ever been waiting outside a bathroom, and the person inside seems to be spending a little too much time in there. Well, now you know that they’ve read this book. |
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Have you been storing your cat’s hair, waiting for your moment? Well, your moment is now. |
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No zany intro for this one&h****ip; everything about it scares me. |
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The fact of the matter is, if you have something to teach, people will want to learn. And this book teaches a lot. |
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Children are the new Super Food. |
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There wasn’t enough t**le space to finish this monstrosity in this website, but the final part is: “Because its the new millennium” (naturally) |
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If the man on the cover laughing staring right into your soul isn’t enough to scare you off, I don’t know what will. |
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Microwave cooking turned all the way up to 1. |
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If you haven’t had enough, then fear not, because there are more! |
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For the adrenaline junky looking to get their fix in this modern crazy world. |
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Deep down you feel it. The time is now. Take the plunge and raise your Crocheting to the next level. |
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A man needs to know many things. On the top of that list, is the noble art of knitting. |
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You’ve seen Dances with Wolves 1000 times. You never miss an episode of Dancing with the stars. Well, now you’re ready for Dancing with Cats! |
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Are you considering a trip to Eastern North America? It would be a huge missed opportunity to go without knowing how to identify the shopping carts of the local areas. |
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You’re bold with apples. You’re bold with oranges. Well now, its time to be Bold. With. Bananas! |
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The perfect guidebook for numbers 0 to 9 in random order! |
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I know one thing for sure, it’s that author if author Lewis Grizzard was born a millennial, he’d be dropping the dankest memes left, right and center. |
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The most boring book, for the most boring person. |
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Finally, someone is answering the questions we’ve all had on our lips from the age of 14. |
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The ultimate wilderness guide for the shy p****er. |
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If you’re a fan of the darker side of literature, this one is for you. |
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One of the worlds greatest mysteries finally revealed. |
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The only atlas you’ll ever need. |
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Let’s just say that you don’t really want to go to the afterlife without a little knowledge about how it all goes down over there. |
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Find out what mom is up to next in this exciting hit. |
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Cool people? They’re a dime a dozen. Look left, look right, there they are. But Awesome people&h****ip; that’s a whole different thing. |
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Has someone dead attached themselves to you? This guide will help you, and them, move on. |
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The very thought of sitting down to write, and deciding that the knowledge you wish to share with the world is purely what the world would be like without you in it&h****ip; gives me the strangest kind of chills. |
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One of the truest miracles is how a book with such an exciting t**le, can have the such a plain cover. |